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MARCH, MARVIN [break] 35 Yrs Old & Male & Sidekick [break] Played by Shane |
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[attr="class","LD1textarea"] The March Hare was born in a cozy little rabbit hole in Wonderla...[break][break]
Wait! Wait! WAIIIT! Are you waiting? Good. Well... what are you waiting for? Oh yes, you were waiting because I asked you to, apologies there. What was I going to say? Oh right, you can't very well write an app about me. Only I can talk about me, so let's cease this nonsense right now. If there is one thing I appall, it is nonsense...[break][break]
Now, on to the nonsense...[break][break]
My name is Marvin March, though at one time I was simply March. You see, I was born in a large family in Wonderland. I'm a rabbit after all and we multiple. Boy do we multiply. You should see how quickly we work during tax time. Ahem... anyway I had eleven siblings... January, February, April, May, June... well you get the idea. My parents were calendar makers. What? Well it's a finer job than writing some character's history for them, I can tell you that.[break][break]
I grew up a happy hare. I spent my days sleeping and my nights wondering what the heck this sun thing was. Then I went to school. I thought I did terrible in school until I discovered there were no higher grades than an "A". After that, I got a job making brown ties. Why just brown ties? Well, someone has to make the brown ties. Not everyone wants to wear red and blue ties. Stop asking me silly questions. It was a good job and paid well and taught me to be responsible and gave me a sense of normalcy and self-worth... so naturally I hated it and quit.[break][break]
My goal in life was to make tea. I always loved tea. I even created a tea and named it after myself. No one liked it though. Apparently Limburger and Turnip aren't proper flavors for tea. Well I liked it myself anyway... wait no I didn't. That tea was bloody awful. Why did I ever invent that? Well anyway, I got better at making tea and caught the attention of one Mad Hatter. I thought it was just the man's name at first. Turns out he really was crazy and made hats. I wasn't sure if I could accept his offer for a job at first. You know how I feel about mad people. Pardon me just a moment, I have to replace the frog on my head. Ah, there we are... much better. Croak softly, Rupert, I'm telling a story here. Anyway, I got the job in the Mad Hatter's Tea Room and was so immensely overjoyed that I found my place in life that I completely forgot it was my Un-Birthday for a week straight. We tried to make up for missing those Un-Birthdays, but it's hard to make up for missing Un-Birthdays when you have to celebrate even more Un-Birthdays. Ah, the difficulties life can bring, even in the most wonderful of times. So it seemed I was to live my life without a care in the world when...[break][break]
Why did you cut me off? Oh, dramatic effect. Good job, old boy. See, this Curse came along and robbed me of all my memories. I became a human named Marvin Mulligan March. Oddly enough, I still managed to work in the tea room. I just forgot who Hatter was, as well as Dormouse (yes I know I didn't mention him earlier. He sleeps all the bloody time and is easy to forget.) And speaking of forgetting, I bet you're wondering how I can tell you about all that stuff above if I'm not supposed to remember it. Well that's beauty of breaking fourth wall, which is far more pleasant than breaking the third wall. Humpty Dumpty was sitting on that one........ poor Humpty.
Wait! Wait! WAIIIT! Are you waiting? Good. Well... what are you waiting for? Oh yes, you were waiting because I asked you to, apologies there. What was I going to say? Oh right, you can't very well write an app about me. Only I can talk about me, so let's cease this nonsense right now. If there is one thing I appall, it is nonsense...[break][break]
Now, on to the nonsense...[break][break]
My name is Marvin March, though at one time I was simply March. You see, I was born in a large family in Wonderland. I'm a rabbit after all and we multiple. Boy do we multiply. You should see how quickly we work during tax time. Ahem... anyway I had eleven siblings... January, February, April, May, June... well you get the idea. My parents were calendar makers. What? Well it's a finer job than writing some character's history for them, I can tell you that.[break][break]
I grew up a happy hare. I spent my days sleeping and my nights wondering what the heck this sun thing was. Then I went to school. I thought I did terrible in school until I discovered there were no higher grades than an "A". After that, I got a job making brown ties. Why just brown ties? Well, someone has to make the brown ties. Not everyone wants to wear red and blue ties. Stop asking me silly questions. It was a good job and paid well and taught me to be responsible and gave me a sense of normalcy and self-worth... so naturally I hated it and quit.[break][break]
My goal in life was to make tea. I always loved tea. I even created a tea and named it after myself. No one liked it though. Apparently Limburger and Turnip aren't proper flavors for tea. Well I liked it myself anyway... wait no I didn't. That tea was bloody awful. Why did I ever invent that? Well anyway, I got better at making tea and caught the attention of one Mad Hatter. I thought it was just the man's name at first. Turns out he really was crazy and made hats. I wasn't sure if I could accept his offer for a job at first. You know how I feel about mad people. Pardon me just a moment, I have to replace the frog on my head. Ah, there we are... much better. Croak softly, Rupert, I'm telling a story here. Anyway, I got the job in the Mad Hatter's Tea Room and was so immensely overjoyed that I found my place in life that I completely forgot it was my Un-Birthday for a week straight. We tried to make up for missing those Un-Birthdays, but it's hard to make up for missing Un-Birthdays when you have to celebrate even more Un-Birthdays. Ah, the difficulties life can bring, even in the most wonderful of times. So it seemed I was to live my life without a care in the world when...[break][break]
Why did you cut me off? Oh, dramatic effect. Good job, old boy. See, this Curse came along and robbed me of all my memories. I became a human named Marvin Mulligan March. Oddly enough, I still managed to work in the tea room. I just forgot who Hatter was, as well as Dormouse (yes I know I didn't mention him earlier. He sleeps all the bloody time and is easy to forget.) And speaking of forgetting, I bet you're wondering how I can tell you about all that stuff above if I'm not supposed to remember it. Well that's beauty of breaking fourth wall, which is far more pleasant than breaking the third wall. Humpty Dumpty was sitting on that one........ poor Humpty.
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