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Post by ROBIN SILAS HOOD on Apr 28, 2015 20:52:00 GMT
Robin gave a hearty laugh when he suggested he teach her to hunt. She wasn't wrong either, he just didn't think he screamed a hunter. Looking over his cup as he drank, Robin sent a look of acknowledge, and nodded as he lowered his cup. "Yeah, I've heard of the place from some drunks, but never went. Didn't really want to..what happens when you go through?" The archer knew damn well that if anyone of these old drunks lived to go through and come back from the doors, they'd brag about it for days. Except no one has gone through, or at least no one has returned.
"I wouldn't try it..I don't think there's enough protection in the world to protect you from the other side. Maybe the dreams are a warning, or a piece of what's left behind.." The archer suggested with a weak shrug and a grimace. The doors sounded like a bad idea, and Robin was sure he didn't want to be the idiot that tried it. But he totally wasn't saying that out loud.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2015 22:08:37 GMT
Audrey was already on her next glass and had a good buzz going when Robin asked what happens if one went through one of the doors. She shrugged again. She definitely wasn't the person to ask questions when it came to all this memory and other world stuff. She heard things and that was about it. "I've never heard of anyone goin' through'em," she said. "I heard this one guy did and... well it wasn't pretty. Let's just say he's not around to tell what happened anymore. I think ever since he failed in getting through, no one else has tried it."Audrey sighed when Robin said he wouldn't try it. She didn't blame him. She did wish someone would try and succeed though. Maybe going through them would answer a bunch of crazy questions. Audrey liked being a blacksmith and all, but it would be nice to get out of Wonderland. She knew there was more out there... and somehow knew she was meant to be outside of Wonderland. "I'm not tryin' it," she said. "I mean I'm brave, but I ain't stupid. I think it'll take someone really smart though... like someone good at solvin' riddles. Think that's what you would have to do... solve some riddle?"ROBIN SILAS HOOD |
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Post by ROBIN SILAS HOOD on May 1, 2015 22:45:42 GMT
Robin shook his head doubtfully, his lips forming a small grimace. "I don't think I can solve that riddle..at least not alone." He said, before downing the last portion of his drink. The buzz of had finally kicked in, and he could feel his body warming up and relaxing. He could also feel the small drooping of his eyelids, nothing unusual. He wasn't absolutely drunk yet. "What kind of riddle is that anyway? There's no clues or anything. Sounds like a trick to me."
Robin wouldn't be surprised if it was some secret land that the Queen owned. Something for the rich, and the rich only. It'd make sense why they killed the guy that went through it, the rich didn't like to share. "You think the Queen's know about it?" Or cares? Robin would of added the last part, but even the tavern wasn't safe place for deadly comments.
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Post by Deleted on May 3, 2015 3:32:32 GMT
Audrey was starting to make her way to Drunkville. She usually didn't drink this much, but she had pleasant company to talk to, so she hadn't really noticed the excess until now. "Yeah, could be a trick," she said. "Or like one of them things where you got to use a metaphor or somethin'. That really mysterious stuff does that I hear." She poured another glass and took a couple of big gulps to swallow it. "Hey I know this riddle. What thing... creature... has two legs in the day time... no wait, four legs in the morning, thr... no two legs at noon, and three eggs... I mean three legs at night? Give up? It's a... wait, what was it again?"Audrey then shrugged about the Queen. "Pffft, all the Queen knows about is raisin' taxes and lettin' her guards push people around," she said. "If I could get five minutes alone with the Queen..." It was probably a good thing that Audrey didn't finish that sentence. The bad thing was that she was interrupted by the arrival of the angry brothers from earlier... along with three others. They cracked their knuckles and approached the duo. "How ma... many brothers does that guy have?" she asked. ROBIN SILAS HOOD |
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Post by ROBIN SILAS HOOD on May 3, 2015 16:55:00 GMT
One drink turned into two, which turned into three. Then Robin lost count now. At this point Robin was seated on the bar stool, his body slumped over the counter. "Yeah, I'd kick the Queen's arse..." He mumbled, his voice deep and gruff, his words followed by a burp. He didn't usually drink this stuff, so the effect wasn't a predictable one. "D-do you know how much more beer I can buy without those damn t-taxes.." Robin grumbled, weakly shaking his fist, but his attention moved elsewhere when he realized who she was talking about.
"I think they come in pairs of like..ten." Robin said, pushing himself off the table. "Come on Audrey, we can take em' outside." He said, sniffing weakly, as he pushed one of the incoming men back. "We're doing this outside, punk." With that, Robin headed outside into the cool air, with Audrey and the men.
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2015 3:49:41 GMT
Audrey smiled happily as she watched Robin angrily speak about the Queen. She smiled not because he had to pay taxes. She smiled because she agreed with him about the alcohol and... well she was smiling because she was drunk. She of course was about to add her next two cents before the goon squad came in. When Robin made the suggestion, she staggered up and followed him. He told them to go outside and she looked at them and pointed at one of their noses. "Outside," she whispered. The men growled and followed them out. Audrey raised her fist and looked at them. "Alright, think we're scared because they're two of us and fifteen of you.""Um... there's just five of us," said one of the brothers. "Don't lie tuh me!" she said. "I know your game. Robin and I are too clever for you. Now put'em up!" The five shrugged and cracked their knuckles, thinking it would be easy taking on two drunks. That thought left their minds when Audrey decked one of them square in the jaw. "This ain't muh first drunken tavern brawl, ya know. Okay, who's next?" She then grabbed Robin and went to punch him before looking close at him. "Oh... it's you... sorry." She then fixed his shirt. ROBIN SILAS HOOD |
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Post by ROBIN SILAS HOOD on May 5, 2015 21:19:11 GMT
Making his way outside, Robin drunkly nodded to Audrey's encouraging words before swinging his fist around to meet one unaware brother, and loosely kicking him in the shin, sending him to the ground. "Yeah, punk! Take that-" Robin spun around, only to see Audrey. Robin flailed a bit in her grasp before she realized him. Robin sent a small thumbs up before turning around to an incoming guy and kicking him in the stomach.
Unfortunately, this sent Robin falling on top of the man. Spitting to the side, Robin weakly lifted himself up, narrowly dodging a hit from the struggling man. Robin was about to ask him what happened, when he felt a hard punch to his jaw. The archer coughed, pain radiating through his skull, blood dripping from his mouth as the man below him grinned.
Robin wagged his head, attempting to shake off the pain before looking back down to the guy, and knocking him out. Robin grin as he pushed himself up, before looking over to the other two brothers. Without wasting a second, Robin ran over and tackled a brother down.
"Down we go!" Robin shouted, as giddy as a little kid as he got the man in headlock on the ground. "Who's a good boy!"
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2015 1:32:48 GMT
Audrey smiled when Robin gave her a thumbs up. She was glad that he wasn't made that she almost socked him. It wouldn't have been good if she had to face all twenty of them alone. Yeah, she was seeing twenty now. A guy then charged her, but was grabbed and tossed to the ground. Every time he tried to get up, she kicked him in the backside. Soon he was crawling around the ground on all fours while she kicked him. It was almost like she was controlling his moves. "All around the dirty ole ground, the Audrey kicked the weasel," she sang. "Then she got tired and kicked his head..." She then kicked him in the back of the skull. "Out goes the weasel!" She then turned to face the largest of the group. He growled and cracked his knuckles. Audrey didn't seem afraid. "Jus muh luck. I get the bigg'un! You know this ain't gonna be a fair fight, so I gotta cheat a bit.""How you gonna do that, girlie?" laughed the big man. "Like this," she said before kicking him square in the groin as hard as she could. The man's face turned red and he fell over. She then kicked him unconscious as well. She raised her arms in victory and looked at Robin. "We win!" She then passed out. ROBIN SILAS HOOD |
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